I thought that nasty penis-hopping tramp was happy with Igor, and looking for a baby?!? Paris Hilton was reportedly turned down
by soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo at Villa on Tuesday night. Well, when
a girl has an attack force of crabs heralding her approach, it’s
usually going to aftereffect in a “no, thanks.” And a “please take ten steps
back.” And “can I get the same scrubdown that Meryl Streep had in Silkwood?”
Ronaldo’s on some business visit to the states, and Paris was said to have swung her nasty in his direction immediately
“Paris was all by him. The moment he arrived, she went by to his
private table. At one point, she pushed her chest together and made a
point of trying to snuggle up against him,” a source said.
He should have thrown holy water on her, staked her through the heart,
decapitated her, burned the remains, had a priest bless the ground, and
made certain to press crucifixes on the foreheads of all of his crew to
see whether they hissed and flinched. whether so, repeat.
He took a less dramatic approach and merely snubbed her. Ronaldo’s on
crutches, so he should have just started swinging. It probably wouldn’t
have worked though, she would have just vampirically flung herself onto the ceiling
and hissed at him while upside down.
Click any photo to view all 32 photos of Cristiano Ronaldo and Paris Hilton in the gallery!
I thought that nasty penis-hopping tramp was happy with Igor, and looking for a baby?!? Paris Hilton was reportedly turned down
Ronaldo’s on some business visit to the states, and Paris was said to have swung her nasty in his direction immediately
“Paris was all by him. The moment he arrived, she went by to his
private table. At one point, she pushed her chest together and made a
point of trying to snuggle up against him,” a source said.
He should have thrown holy water on her, staked her through the heart,
decapitated her, burned the remains, had a priest bless the ground, and
made certain to press crucifixes on the foreheads of all of his crew to
see whether they hissed and flinched. whether so, repeat.
He took a less dramatic approach and merely snubbed her. Ronaldo’s on
crutches, so he should have just started swinging. It probably wouldn’t
have worked though, she would have just vampirically flung herself onto the ceiling
and hissed at him while upside down.
Click any photo to view all 32 photos of Cristiano Ronaldo and Paris Hilton in the gallery!
Original post by J. Harvey
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