Jessica Simpson Is Ailing

Jessica Simpson had checked into Cedars-Sinai with a kidney infection. Don’t order the Heparin, sweetie.
In Touch Weekly is reporting that she was “feeling achy and had a fever” and checked in on Friday wee hours.

“She is doing fine, but she is ready to get out of there,” said a friend. Jessica’s expected to be released tomorrow.

Her boyfriend Tony Romo is reported to have had commitments in Dallas, which is why he couldn’t be by her side. Look, she’s fine, and now’s the day to run, Tony. Run where her crazy ass father can’t find you before that shotgun wedding happens! Run

before Papa Joe manages to get ahold of some of your baby batter and impregnates her! I know that’s gross, but I don’t put a thing past that guy.

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